meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

So… I’ve always had a fascination with hickeys.

So yeah… I find them very fucking attractive and like, a sense of “mine”…
I want a billion.
From Jazz.
Now.
Ugh.